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My Mental Month

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Hoowdie Ho peoples. This is Heaney boy with the latest and greatest from the city that never sleeps. The last month has been a rollercoaster ride to be honest, between coming back from Thailand and having my family arrive within the next 2 days all the way to them departing and the two craziest guys on this earth coming to visit me from England

Terry Tibbs goes to Thailand

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

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Well hello boys and girls. This is Heaney boy reporting for duty. So the last couple of week’s events have been fruitful. I have been sorting out a trip to Thailand with my boy Alan in Easter which is going to be without a doubt bloody amazing. Just after that I have my mom, pops and family in tow coming my way to grace me with their company. Also my mates are coming over for a month after the family leave which should be a great laugh, although I don’t think any of the above is going to help me those impending exams passed :-/

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I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo ***** is mighty cold

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

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Neih hou as we say over here in Hong Kong. So it has been a couple of weeks since my last blog and I decided to get on top of things sooner rather than later, that way I avoid rabbeting on like a jabbering coke fuelled buffoon.

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Its so peaceful until…

Monday, January 21st, 2008

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Howdie Dodie people. Long time no blog. I work hard at my job between Mondays to Fridays, which means I have very little free time in which I can try to change the world. Saturday morning I dedicate 2 hours of my morning to help poor people build mud huts in the poorer districts of HK. I love poor people. By lunch time I am pretty exhausted, but this isn’t about me, it’s about what is right for humanity. That’s right, I then go back to work again where I help blind people read Braille. On Sundays I give up my evening in order to attend homes where owners are having problems with their pets. Ever since my birth parents abandoned me on the outskirts of a southeast asian tropical rainforest, I have been able to communicate with animals since my foster parents were both vowls! Obviously my services are not for sale, I do it as a term of service owed to a once great and thriving country. So now hopefully you see why I have been unable to detail the events I have undertook the last couple of months.

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Taiwan here I come

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

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I finally got round to it. Hello and welcome my dearly beloved as my old headmaster used to say. I have been inundated with work the last few weeks and any stolen moments that I happen to find myself twiddling my thumbs I have decided to keep that way. This is due to the fact that I have seen enough of computers to last me a lifetime. I eat, sleep and drink computers, which I might add has been playing havoc with my digestive track. So it must be around 3 weeks or not far off since my last post. As you would expect from Hong Kong lots has happened but I will just fill you in with the vitals.

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The A-team does Hong Kong

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

 After reading Richs last blog I like the idea of refering to the family as a team. Thus I have adopted the idea and hence forth the arrival of The A-Team. Clockwise from top starring: Dessie as Murdock, Sammy Jo as B. A. Baracus, Mother as Hannibal and Brendan as Faceman.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

          It been a while, I know. A lot has been going on these last few weeks. I had my girlfriend over for 11 days and the time is soon nearing when I will see my beloved family, minus my father who is a bludclot for not daring the 12hr flight over here (only messing bludclot dad :-P ) Anyway I have had an action packed fortnight to say the very least. I have shown Michelle everywhere and anywhere that this lovely country has to offer. It is here that I must also put a special mention out to my hospitable friends, for were it not for there help I probably would have struggled to show Mickey the true Hong Kong.

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Party over here, ain’t nothing over there.

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Hello and welcome my friends. It has been a long, long week! I have been so busy I feel myself being worn to the point of collapsing. On the whole though, I have had some brilliant days and nights in the mean time. The highlight blatantly being a party I attended on Monday night which was insanely brilliant with me meeting many a new face. So where to start? I guess with Alan’s new phrase. I have mentioned many a time in Alan’s presence the phrase “…taking the piss out of me”. Alan has obviously taken this up wrong and has now adapted it to the all new and utterly brilliant “don’t piss on me!” This is a brilliant phrase, outshining the original by a clear mile! If anyone says something vaguely aimed at putting Alan down in some shape or form, it is normally greeted by “Don’t piss on me” accompanied by the good old wave of a finger. This makes me laugh without fail every time.

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Dick Foam

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Hello and Welcome people to the renowned Hong Kong blog :-P Good news, I am the first result for the Google search for Hong Kong followed by my name so I am proud that I have finally made an appearance, as my sister dutifully pointed out to me. On another note this week has been hectic to say the least. It has been non-stop so I have not been able to give my time to things such as this blog, I will not complain though as it has allowed me to have many an exciting day and night. For instance it’s not everyday I go swimming at the beach with extremely fit Aussies and French birds, which believe me when I say should be done by everyone once in a while :-)

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Ching Chang Wolla

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Hello and Good morning world. Time for yet another thrilling and exciting instalment as we venture forth into the world of the big HK. Well, well, well, where to start. Arcades I suppose. I don’t know have I mentioned it before but the boys here play a lot of arcade, it’s bloody wicked. I go out with the boys, wolf my lunch down, and then get to some serious gaming. Now these are very professional companies we happen to work for respectively. We all stick-out like sore thumbs, all suited and booted yelling onslaughts of Chinese insults at each other. It’s bloody funny! I almost beat the punch bag thing the other day, I had 4 turns and almost had it but I decided to leave it for another day. I am most definitely leaving my mark on Hong Kong in the form of the high-score on the punch bag though.

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